i just puked because of how funny this was
SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF
Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them
i watched this on the bus.
bad idea
(Source: onegleeheart, via chubblebath)
if you have an identical twin and you think you’re ugly does that offend the other twin or..
(via perpetuallyinconsistent)
(via lady-sarcastic)
(Source: raw-sensual-passion, via hereyesfilledwithstars)
reason to not become an adult
- you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off
on the off-chance that you do become an adult you could upgrade the excuse to
- “sorry but i’m doing something with my mum that day”
(via hes-our-last-hope)
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
(via icantdanceatall)
| teacher: | where's your homework |
|---|---|
| me: | where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar |
(Source: theannieplanet, via cant-elope)
